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We Currently Have 1033 Funny Posts. You Can Either Browse All The Posts One By One, Or Click The Random Button Found In The Header
These are some funny images of the military soldiers. I must say, these guys know how to have some fun and have a good sense of humor!!
Was the Xbox360 copied from the Playstation? Maybe this is true… maybe it’s not.. but it’s funny, isn’t it?
Note: The Circle Means 360, because a Circle is 360 degreese.
This is a funny stickman animation. You choose a weapon, and then just leave the stickmen to kill the stickman. Choose His Faith.
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin’s 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS”.
The attendant replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these people first, and I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.” The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: “May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,” she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.”
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, “Fuck You!”
Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to get in line for that too.”